North of Tulivar was nothing but mountains and the seashore. To the west was water. To the east was water. To the south was the indifferent count and his estates. It was the most godforsaken spot in the empire.
(eine Übersetzung eines kleinen Absatzes aus „Ein Lord zu Tulivar“ ins Englische, den jemand aus Spaß in rec.arts.sf.composition gepostet hat)